Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:02 AM ET
CARACAS (Reuters) - A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.

"I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo said, according to a report on Friday in leading local newspaper El Universal.

His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor -- and alive.

Reuters could not immediately reach hospital officials to confirm the events. But Camejo showed the newspaper his facial scar and a document ordering the autopsy.
***Note to self...NO surgery in Venezuela. BC

You Are 100% Massachusetts

Wicked pissa! Now go down to Dunkies and celebrate.

das right on! BC

This is to all those dumbasses that ache and pain over sports and its petty problems.Football spying with video? Worrying about performance enhancing drugs when they are all shot up with cortisone and lidocaine whenever there is any lil pain or sprain?WTF is cortisone? ITS A STEROID!!!HELLO...and too much can frig up your brain pretty well.As far as HGH goes, there are many ways to get the body to produce more of it naturally and it IS astounding as it does its specialized action.Read up on it and tell me its bad for me...NOT...
I have taken aminos and supplements twice yearly for 3 mos since 1981 when I was built like a bowling pin...arghh.MY biceps used to be 14.5", now they are around 21...forearms are 14...chest went from 42.5 to 52",and so on...am I a freak? no, I am just bigger and better and healthier than most 52 yr olds and am said to look at least 5-8 yrs younger than I am.It started with a book called Life Extension back in the late 70's, written by the most brilliant man and woman, at least regarding biology and epidemiology, that I had ever heard.He is Durk Pearson and her name is Sandy Shaw...I saw him last year and he looked EXACTLY the same as he did back in the early 80's on the Merv Griffin Show(where he was a frequent guest).In short, there is nothing aberrant about wanting to be the best you that you can, while avoiding anabolic or designer steroids.
link to Pearson and Shaw info>http://www.smart-publications.com/articles/MOM-pearson-shaw.php

As for the spying that the Pats did, hell, everyone does it, they just put it on film.There is a reason that coaches speak into clipboards, its to avoid lip readers that are lurking to weasel play info on the sly.
Just remember its a GAME, and maybe they need to regulate the degree of hitting above the chest and below the thigh to keep more players safer.Face it, the anatomy has not changed but the uniform is made for serious battle and does a great deal of damage in collisions. OK end of rant..I feel better! RED SOX RULE !!!GO TRIBE!!! and please make the Yankmees play the LA Angels first

Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:34 AM ET BEIJING (Reuters) - Think a bottle of mineral water might have poisoned you? Then test it on a chicken. One Chinese family on the southern island province of Hainan had just that idea when one of their number started vomiting blood after drinking a bottle of water, a newspaper said. They fed the luckless chicken the rest of the water to see what would happen, the Beijing News said, citing a report in a local paper. "The result was the chicken died within a minute," it said, showing a picture of a man holding a plastic bottle squatting over the crumpled body of the bird. The province's authorities were investigating, it added. Barely a day goes by without some new scandal over a made-in-China product, be it toys, toothpaste or fish, which has raised safety concerns in major export markets around the world. ***Those wacky Chinese and their poisons...