You Should Be A Cancer

What's good about you: you're incredibly kind, caring, and generous What's bad about you: you can be too moody and impossible to understand In love: you enjoy wining and dining the object of your affection In friendship, you're: likely to depend on other friends for emotional support Your ideal job: historian, marine biologist, or religious figure Your sense of fashion: you dress to match your mood You like to pig out on: classic home cooked meals, like mac and cheese

BC pretty good, cuz I am a Cancer!

http://notinfear.blogstream.com/ Its a pity that people treat each other so shamefully...thanks TCBS BC

Malaysia cleans up toilets to lure tourists
Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:47 AM ET
KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysia unveiled high-tech public toilets Tuesday as part of a campaign to wash away bad toilet habits ahead of a major tourism drive next year.

Ushering in a "national loo culture," Malaysia's deputy premier inspected a roadside toilet in a Kuala Lumpur shopping belt and urged the crowd outside to be cleaner while spending a penny.

"There should be more campaigns to promote awareness on the benefits of clean and healthy toilets," Najib Razak said in a speech prepared for the event, urging Malaysians to learn from the Japanese on clean toilet culture.

The country is preparing for 2007 Visit Malaysia Year and hopes to draw 20 million visitors.

The state of Malaysia's public toilets has become a hot-button issue, with tourists saying they were often dirty and lacked basic items such as soap and paper.

"They can be very messy because people don't seem to know how to use the toilets," Spencer Kaurin, a 46-year-old Norwegian tourist, told Reuters.

"You find black spots, footprints on the toilet seats," he said. "And there's water everywhere."

The Malaysian capital, Kuala Lumpur will have 23 such high-tech, self-cleaning toilets, Mayor Hakim Borhan said.

The air-conditioned toilets have an automatic seat cleaner that washes, scrubs and dries the bowl after every use, city authorities said.

The entire toilet will be cleaned in a similar manner after every five users, it said.

Finally a pertinent bathroom innovation!definitely...definitely want one...Google for it right after Wapner...lol...BC

MY NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once! you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward
it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so
they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as
Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the
evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:

1. Use the third letter of your first name to det! ermine your New first
name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = d! orky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = c! hunksn = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day

TCBS BC

http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t024/blind.htm

http://home.att.net/~soloshideaway/663/gun.htm

http://home.att.net/~mcp3_2000/hideaway_favorites.htm

just a couple of light lil laughs for this most tense and anally retentive season...cuz we all know that deep inside we wanna go do a Mall with an AK-47 or autoloading shotgun and laugh as they fall!!
HAHAHHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NO? ooops, sorry then... BC